Lantern Review
glamorizes the mongrel, and eats the dog,
or grooms the dog and spiffs it
in lace Victoriana, permits it sleep between.
My kind considers bestiality a form
of chaste. My kind is a good lay
person and poor driver, missed the notice
about labor. Don’t let them see you sweat,
or bleed when you’re run over! My kind wore
two layers of underwear in case of an accident.
But the forces’ aims are clear as Chantilly.
The slips of my kind are showing,
no matter how elegant their skirts.
My kind deems sterilization courtesy.
Our restaurant kitchens do not pass inspection.
Issue 6 | 2014
My kind can’t hold their liquor like the other
obligatory guests. My kind, too kind, too busy
balancing the checkbook to gauge the bouncer’s
standards of etiquette.